You Know You've Been In India Awhile When -

I keep finding my old trip journals in the boxes that we moved from Minnesota to Montana.  Here's a gem I found:

You Know You've Been in India Awhile When:

• You bobble your head while talking on the phone
• You think honking the horn is a positive thing
• You think a person wearing shorts looks indecent
• You see men holding hands and think they are just good friends
• You think 2" between cars on the road is plenty of room
• When agreeing with someone you say, "ha" 
• A 3 bottle day does not include beer.